styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

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bootyfulbounty:

☯✞ Follow for more soft cheese ✞☯

bootyfulbounty:

☯✞ Follow for more soft cheese ✞☯

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
subtlyforyou:

James and Sasha. There are many people who would say that this is the ultimate pairing.

subtlyforyou:

James and Sasha. There are many people who would say that this is the ultimate pairing.

cold-brewed:

hi :)

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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